[Intro – Spoken]
Okay, listen…
Sabi nila, “Follow the rules!”
Of course naman!
Pero minsan…
Pwede bang konting… adjustment?
Hindi break the law, ha!
Bend lang! Bend!
Ayusin mo mukha mo… may CCTV!
[Verse 1]
Red light, stop — yes sir, I know,
Green light, go — that's how we roll.
Pero yellow light? Hmm… interesting 'yan,
“Go ba? Stop ba?”
Pre, huwag mo 'kong tanungin, hindi ako traffic man!
May sign na “DO NOT ENTER,”
Sabi ng tropa, “Shortcut 'to, brother!”
Sabi ko, “Pare, bawal yata diyan.”
Sagot niya, “Hindi naman bawal…
kung hindi tayo papasok!”
Ha?!
Ano raw?!
[Pre-Chorus]
Rules are rules, gets naman natin,
Pero may tropang mahilig mag-explain.
Kapag nahuli, biglang attorney ang dating—
“Sir… technically speaking…”
Naku.
ETO NA NAMAN!
[Chorus / Chant]
🎵 BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Hey! Hey! — Not too far!
BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Legal ba? — OO… SANA! 😂
Bend it! — Hey!
Bend it! — Ho!
Break the law? — NO! NO! NO!
🎵 BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Konting liko… TAMA NA! 🎵
[Verse 2]
May parking sign: “ONE HOUR ONLY,”
Sabi niya, “Relax, I'll be quick, buddy.”
Two hours later, nandun pa rin ang car.
“Hindi naman two hours…”
“Bakit?”
“Lumipat ako ng parking spot nang konti, pare!”
Wow.
GENIUS!
Call Harvard immediately!
May pila sa counter, mahaba talaga,
Si kumpare dumiretso sa unahan bigla.
“Excuse me, may pila po!” sabi ni Ate.
Sagot niya—
“Hindi ako sumisingit…
may tinatanong lang!”
Thirty minutes na nagtatanong!
[Chorus / Chant]
🎵 BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Hey! Hey! — Not too far!
BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Legal ba? — OO… SANA!
Bend it! — Hey!
Bend it! — Ho!
Break the law? — NO! NO! NO!
🎵 BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Konting liko… TAMA NA! 🎵
[Comedy Rap]
Wait, wait, wait—
Diskarte is good,
Pero gamitin ang brain.
'Pag malinaw na bawal,
Don't play that game.
Walang—
“Bro, saglit lang!”
Walang—
“Everybody does it!”
At lalong walang—
“Officer… content creator po ako.”
Ano'ng connect?!
If the sign says STOP,
Then stop, my friend.
Hindi ibig sabihin—
“Slow down… then pretend!”
Rules can be annoying,
Yeah, we complain, that's fine.
Pero mas annoying?
PENALTY AT FINE!
Ayun lang.
[Breakdown – Call & Response]
Can we bend it?
BEND!
Can we break it?
NO!
Bend it?
HEY!
Break it?
HOY!
Legal ba?
OO… SANA!
Sigurado ka?
…
NEXT QUESTION! 😂
[Final Chorus – Everybody]
🎵 BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Hey! Hey! — Not too far!
BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Legal ba? — OO… SANA!
BEND IT! — HEY!
BEND IT! — HO!
Break the law? — NO! NO! NO!
🎵 BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Konting liko…
TAMA NA!
[Outro – Spoken]
Okay, everybody…
Follow the rules.
Be responsible.
Be a good citizen.
Simple lang.
(Police siren in the distance)
Wait…
Bakit may siren?
Pare?
PARE?!
Hindi ako kasama diyan!
CUT THE MUSIC!
BA-DUM-TSS! 🥁😂
Okay, listen…
Sabi nila, “Follow the rules!”
Of course naman!
Pero minsan…
Pwede bang konting… adjustment?
Hindi break the law, ha!
Bend lang! Bend!
Ayusin mo mukha mo… may CCTV!
[Verse 1]
Red light, stop — yes sir, I know,
Green light, go — that's how we roll.
Pero yellow light? Hmm… interesting 'yan,
“Go ba? Stop ba?”
Pre, huwag mo 'kong tanungin, hindi ako traffic man!
May sign na “DO NOT ENTER,”
Sabi ng tropa, “Shortcut 'to, brother!”
Sabi ko, “Pare, bawal yata diyan.”
Sagot niya, “Hindi naman bawal…
kung hindi tayo papasok!”
Ha?!
Ano raw?!
[Pre-Chorus]
Rules are rules, gets naman natin,
Pero may tropang mahilig mag-explain.
Kapag nahuli, biglang attorney ang dating—
“Sir… technically speaking…”
Naku.
ETO NA NAMAN!
[Chorus / Chant]
🎵 BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Hey! Hey! — Not too far!
BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Legal ba? — OO… SANA! 😂
Bend it! — Hey!
Bend it! — Ho!
Break the law? — NO! NO! NO!
🎵 BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Konting liko… TAMA NA! 🎵
[Verse 2]
May parking sign: “ONE HOUR ONLY,”
Sabi niya, “Relax, I'll be quick, buddy.”
Two hours later, nandun pa rin ang car.
“Hindi naman two hours…”
“Bakit?”
“Lumipat ako ng parking spot nang konti, pare!”
Wow.
GENIUS!
Call Harvard immediately!
May pila sa counter, mahaba talaga,
Si kumpare dumiretso sa unahan bigla.
“Excuse me, may pila po!” sabi ni Ate.
Sagot niya—
“Hindi ako sumisingit…
may tinatanong lang!”
Thirty minutes na nagtatanong!
[Chorus / Chant]
🎵 BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Hey! Hey! — Not too far!
BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Legal ba? — OO… SANA!
Bend it! — Hey!
Bend it! — Ho!
Break the law? — NO! NO! NO!
🎵 BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Konting liko… TAMA NA! 🎵
[Comedy Rap]
Wait, wait, wait—
Diskarte is good,
Pero gamitin ang brain.
'Pag malinaw na bawal,
Don't play that game.
Walang—
“Bro, saglit lang!”
Walang—
“Everybody does it!”
At lalong walang—
“Officer… content creator po ako.”
Ano'ng connect?!
If the sign says STOP,
Then stop, my friend.
Hindi ibig sabihin—
“Slow down… then pretend!”
Rules can be annoying,
Yeah, we complain, that's fine.
Pero mas annoying?
PENALTY AT FINE!
Ayun lang.
[Breakdown – Call & Response]
Can we bend it?
BEND!
Can we break it?
NO!
Bend it?
HEY!
Break it?
HOY!
Legal ba?
OO… SANA!
Sigurado ka?
…
NEXT QUESTION! 😂
[Final Chorus – Everybody]
🎵 BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Hey! Hey! — Not too far!
BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Legal ba? — OO… SANA!
BEND IT! — HEY!
BEND IT! — HO!
Break the law? — NO! NO! NO!
🎵 BEND! BEND! BEND THE LAW!
Konting liko…
TAMA NA!
[Outro – Spoken]
Okay, everybody…
Follow the rules.
Be responsible.
Be a good citizen.
Simple lang.
(Police siren in the distance)
Wait…
Bakit may siren?
Pare?
PARE?!
Hindi ako kasama diyan!
CUT THE MUSIC!
BA-DUM-TSS! 🥁😂